March 2012
When meeting someone who is learning English.
Foreigner: Hello. I am learning your language. Please accept my most sincere apologies if I make an error in my use of syntax, spelling, or grammar.
Native Speaker: lol wut u tlkin bout yolo
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
The less sleep I get, the more awake I am.
and the more sleep I get, the less awake I am.
its-writteninthestars:
golden-cornucopia:
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1-800-cum2satan:
weasleylove:
am-i-gay-enough-for-you-yet:
weasleylove:
peetamellrks:
imagine if peeta’s dad was a butcher not a baker
his name could be meeta
if peeta’s dad sold vegetables
his name could be beeta
if his dad was a shoemaker
his name could be feeta
if his dad was a social media marketer
his name could be tweeta
imagine if peeta’s dad was a normal person
his...
